'Twas the night before Black Friday, and there sat Mistle-No, poised before his ergonomic keyboard about to make the most momentous decision of his enlightened skunk life. He told himself THIS year will be different.THIS year, he wouldn't excitedly trek through inclement weather in tastefully chosen formal attire, engage in sparkling conversation and the exchange of pithy witticisms, all the while exercising judicious restraint in limiting himself to a few crab-cakes, a glass or two of champagne, some spiced eggnog and nary a cookie..... Only to find himself at the end of the night, crushed by the small but enormously sigificant weight of a sprig of now ominous mistletoe under which he stood YET AGAIN. Hopes dashed. Unkissably Alone.
A determined Mistle-No pressed the "proceed to checkout" button after entering his 15% OFF Black Fridaycode triumphantly musing to himself, "This Sale doesn't Stink and Nor will I!"
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